Criswell Predicts

from A Trip for Biscuits by Hey Mister!

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It sounds like springtime
But I can't crack a smile
Cuz I barely remember what it's like
To carry on conversations
Without preordained destinations

Tag-teaming anecdotes
I said it all before
I'd have said it all again, predictable
Whatever happened to, do what you wanna do
It's useless noise, could someone please just

Tell me a story I haven't heard
Criswell predicted, future unearned
Sincerity trumps irony, but cynics rule the world
Well they don't have much time

I've heard that one before
A hundred billion times
And I can't pretend it means a thing to me
The words align, but something's wrong
And I can't quite put my finger on it

Tell me a story I haven't heard
Criswell predicted, future unearned

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from A Trip for Biscuits, released June 28, 2013

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